"Doc Martin" Perish Together as Fools (TV Episode 2009) Poster


Dr. Martin Ellingham: [During a house call] Squeeze. No, you're not having a stroke.

Mr Routledge: Then why do I feel as if I am?

Dr. Martin Ellingham: Because you're a mentally deranged time-waster. It's Sod's Law that states the one time I fail to attend is the one day you actually die.

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Bert Large: How would you feel, if you lost your girl? Because if you're not careful, she's gonna leave you, toothbrush and all.

Al Large: [startled] What?

Bert Large: First off, you follow her around like a lamb.

Al Large: No, I don't.

Bert Large: Yes, you do, and Pauline don't like it.

Al Large: How do you know?

Bert Large: Because she told me not to tell you. And you're "seamy".

Al Large: I'm what?

Bert Large: "Seamy".

Al Large: I don't even know what that means, Dad.

Bert Large: Neither do I - but it's not good.

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