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Down and Dirty (1985)

| Adult, Romance | Video


(as Charles deSantos)


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Janey Robbins ...
Candy Samples
Lili Marlene ...
(as Lilly Marlene)
Ashley Welles ...
(as Morgan Grant)
Jon Martin
Don Fernando


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Very, very sloppy video vehicle wastes big names
24 July 2015 | by (New York, New York) – See all my reviews

Top '70s and '80s porn talent marks time in this below-average example of shot- on-video sex filler. Vet director Charles De Santos slapped together a bunch of new footage almost randomly to create this awful result.

Presence of Janey Robbins in a leading role is a hint that there's some kinkiness involved, though hardly enough to divert a jaded modern audience. John Holmes and Candy Samples are planning a visit to the BevHills Club named Wild Thing, hoping to have a swinging good time. Janey hosts this video, speaking directly to the camera, talking dirty with an intimate tone of voice. She's dressed in fetish gear, ready for some BDSM action and masturbating as she addresses us (bet she can chew gum too, if necessary!).

At this point the video becomes very sloppy, not avant garde, but with random editing akin to the old William Burroughs literary trick of randomly shuffling the pages of a novel. It's not so much a confusing device, merely an irritating one.

So we get three sets of separate footage (from different time frames) jumbled together: flash-forwards of the upcoming orgy at Wild Thing, and rather quaint images of Candy & Holmes walking along a beach planning their role playing adventure. Candy at the orgy and Janey masturbating footage is jumbled together out of sequence.

Mike Horner is injected into the equation bringing a gift of a gown to Candy and she fantasizes having sex with him- I guess he could be content he had worked with yet another legend in his long career (turned out to be so much longer than other porn stalwarts).

In the final reel Candy & John are driving to the orgy, after we've already seen most of the group-sex footage already. Could this be foreshadowing, or mere clumsiness? Lili Marlene has a hot lesbian scene with Janey which serves almost as an oasis amidst the generic humping on view.

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