Joy Behar: You know who I have consensual sex with? The corner of my washing machine.
[pulls at he sweater while audience laughs]
Joy Behar: Sorry about that, it's true. So what, who cares?
Seth Myers: Britney Spears this week debuted her new single called 'Three' which is about a menage a trois. Even more disturbing: the B-side contains a song called 'Twelve'.