Chuck Bartowski: I gotta run.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: What is it? Another mission. Something to do with the Premiere?
Chuck Bartowski: You know, I'm sorry, buddy. It's spy stuff. Confidential.
[Devon gets a call, then Devon starts to leave]
Chuck Bartowski: Where are you going?
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Sorry, buddy. Doctor stuff, confidential.
John Casey: I'm here to protect you.
Premier Allejandro Goya: The Angel of Death? You're here to protect me how? Like in '83 - you put a bullet in my spleen.
John Casey: Yeah.
Premier Allejandro Goya: Or in '88, you blew up my dog, Chuy.
John Casey: Sorry about the dog. Obviously, the bomb was meant for you.
Chuck Bartowski: U had a, uh, CIA mission.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: What exactly does that mean?
Chuck Bartowski: Well you know, same old same old. Bad guy throws a fancy cocktail party. Another bad guy is trying to sell him a weapon. Bust both bad guys. Diffuse a bomb. Blah blah blah.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: What do you got under there?
Chuck Bartowski: Body armor.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Might want to leave that on when you come over. Like I said. your sister's about to blow.
John Casey: But haven't you *personally* given me the order to kill that commie crackpot on three separate occasions?
General Diane Beckman: And three times, you have failed to complete your orders.
Sarah Walker: Thought you said you had a perfect record.
Chuck Bartowski: Wow. This is getting entertainingly uncomfortable.
Chuck Bartowski: Uh, just spitballing here, General. Why don't we just tell the Premiere that his life is in danger?
General Diane Beckman: Would you trust a country that spent the beter part of three decades trying to kill you?
Chuck Bartowski: Yeah. It's our job to fool people... like you.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Wow. That must be hard. Not just the not having sex part. That must be excruciating. But having to fake like you're in love with someone for almost three years, especially somone like her. How do you do it, Chuck? How do you not fall for her?
Chuck Bartowski: Devon, if you think this is your chance to be a big spy.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: It's my chance to set things right. I'll get you inside, then I promise. I'll leave the spy stuff to the pros.
John Casey: Who are you?
The Poisoner: The man who's going to kill you.
John Casey: Obviously. Who do you work for? Professional courtesy. One assasin to another.
The Poisoner: I work for an organization known as the Ring.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: So you come up with a plan yet?
Chuck Bartowski: Oh yeah. Yeah, the plan is: Sarah and I are going to sneak out of here, and save Casey. While you stay here and save the Premiere. We just gotta take care of those two guards there.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Those two soldiers with machine guns. You and what army?
Chuck Bartowski: Uh that would be Sarah, and uh, her fists.