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The Gospel of Mark for Little Children (2009)

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18 October 2014 | by (Berlin, Germany) – See all my reviews

I have no idea what this actually was. Judging from the title, I guess it was the retelling of a religious tale, but I'm not particularly familiar with religion, so no idea if this is actually true. However, what it is certainly not, even if the title wants you to think otherwise, is suitable for little children. No plan who Willie White or The 3rd Grade of the Jesus Loves You School are, but I am fairly certain that at least the latter is just invented. This was done by no religious people, more likely be religion-opposed people.

Anyway, completely aside from who is responsible for this, quality-wise there is really nothing remotely applaudable about these 24 minutes. If this was a student film, I'd suggest the makers to take another career path. The animation is horrible, the voice acting is bad from start to finish. I only found this because they listed Lady Gaga in the cast credits. I have no idea if it is true and she was involved with this project, but if she was, then this probably even tops her worst music video effort. The whole thing looks like a drug-induced state of mind. There is one scene where we see a Sesame Street character randomly fire grenades. I think that says it all. Oh well.. I should not have said that, could have made somebody curious this way. Anyway, don't watch it. It's pretty bad.


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