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"Glee" Throwdown (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Sue Sylvester: I'm about to vomit down your back.

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Sue Sylvester: [Picking out the minority glee kids] Santana! Wheels! Gay kid! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! Shaft!

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Sue Sylvester: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.

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Jacob Ben Israel: The independent polling company in my Dockers has determined you're the hottest girl in the school

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Sue Sylvester: Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.

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Principal Figgins: Only last Friday at the football game they tried to spell out "GO TEAM" and they spelled out "TO GAME"

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Sue Sylvester: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.

Will Schuester: That's called a piano, Sue.

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Sue Sylvester: I wanna pit these kids against one another, am I clear? Quinn, update. Go.

Quinn Fabray: The minority students don't feel like they're being heard.

Sue Sylvester: Ah, a chink in the armor, huh? I am going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple, and I salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing living could grow there for a hundred years. You know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs.

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Sue Sylvester: Alright everybody listen up. When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing

Will Schuester: That's called a piano, Sue

Sue Sylvester: Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid. Come on, move it! Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, and Shaft.

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Sue Sylvester: Sometimes people ask me, "Sue, how come you're so sensitive to minorities?" Well, I'll tell you why. Because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today. I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian. In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

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Sue Sylvester: Let me break this down for you, okay? I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go onto college? I don't know, I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners. But if they want to be bankers and lawyers and captains of industry, the most important lesson they could possibly learn is how to do a round off.

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Will Schuester: I will destroy you.

Sue Sylvester: I'm about to vomit down your back.

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Will Schuester: [on why he flunked several of Sue's Cheerios, thus making them academically ineligible for the squad] I have a Spanish quiz in which one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name, and answered every question with a drawing of a sombrero!

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Sue Sylvester: Santana! Wheels! Gay Kid! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! Shaft!

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Sue Sylvester: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

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Sue Sylvester: Sometimes people ask me, "Sue, how come you're so sensitive to minorities?" Well, I'll tell you why: because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today. I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian. In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

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Sue Sylvester: I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.

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Quinn Fabray: [stands at Rachel's locker after she closes it] Listen here, treasure trail. We're about to have a smack-down.

Rachel Berry: I don't want to have a confrontation.

[Passes Quinn and starts to walk off]

Quinn Fabray: Don't play stupid with me, stubbles. I'm having Finn's baby and you need to back off! I'm asking you as nice as I possibly can. Leave him alone.

Rachel Berry: [Stops walking and turns to Quinn] You're right. I-I've helped you not because it's the right thing to do, but because I had romantic ulterior motives. But just so we're clear, you're the one who's cheating.

Quinn Fabray: Excuse me?

Rachel Berry: [They start walking once again] I have on good authority that you're Sue Sylvester's mole and you can deny it all you want, but I know it's true.

Quinn Fabray: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Rachel Berry: [They walk up a flight of stairs] Sue's not on your side, Quinn; she's not on anyone's side but her own. Can you imagine what she's going to do when she finds out about your situation? She'll probably rip off your uniform with her bare hands.

[Rachel stops walking at the top of the stairs and turns to face Quinn]

Rachel Berry: All right. Every time you whisper in her ear you empower her to do more damage to the Glee Club. And right now, Glee Club is all you have. And if I were you, I'd recognise who my true friends are. And I'd practice a little more because you obviously have a lot you need to express.

Quinn Fabray: Oh, you have no idea!

[Quinn turns around and breaks into song as she sings 'You Keep Me Hangin' On']

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Sue Sylvester: I am about to vomit down your back!

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