Jesse St. James: You guys need to stop being such asses and start being badasses.
Artie Abrams: [before "Can't Touch This" in library] I'm kind of getting cold feet here.
Brittany Pierce: Can you even feel your feet?
Brenda Castle: Well, look who it is. I thought I smelled a laughing stock.
Sue Sylvester: Don't start with me Castle, or I will kick you square in the taco
Brittany Pierce: [during Glist interrogation] I don't know how to turn on a computer.
Artie Abrams: Um, excuse me. Why is she here?
Brittany Pierce: I've been here since first period. I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I can't remember how to leave. But I also don't know why I've only made fourth on the Glist. I've made out with, like, everyone in this school. Girls, boys, Mr. Kidney the janitor.
Sue Sylvester: [from having "Physical" video posted online] That video has received over a hundred and seventy thousand comments. I took the liberty of printing out a few
Principal Figgins: [reading comment] The man in this video looks like the champion cheerleading coach, Sue Sylvester.
Sue Sylvester: That was particularly hurtful.