Glee (TV Series)
The Power of Madonna (2010)
Chris Colfer: Kurt Hummel
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Quotes
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[Will writes the name 'Madonna' on the white board]
Will Schuester : What comes to mind when you see that name?
Rachel Berry : Genius.
Kurt Hummel : Icon.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Hall of fame MILF.
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Kurt Hummel : I'm gay. She's black. We *make* culture.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I am not down with this. I like being a dude.
Finn Hudson : That's because it's easy to be a dude.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Uh, Mr. Schue, I think we're gonna need a new baritone, 'cause Finn would like to become Finnessa.
Will Schuester : Wait, h... hold on, Puck. Finn has a point. I mean, haven't you noticed how low morale has been around here lately?
Artie Abrams : I have. I think the way I was objectifying Tina may have sent her over the edge.
[flashback]
Artie Abrams : Hey, girl.
Tina Cohen-Chang : My eyes are up here! I am a person with feelings! Get out of my grill! I am a powerful woman, and my growing feminism will cut you in half like a righteous blade of equality!
[return to real time]
Finn Hudson : We've been treating the girls like crap; not caring about their feelings, not listening, objectifying. That's the right word, right, Mr. Schue?
Will Schuester : That's right.
Finn Hudson : Objectifying.
Kurt Hummel : As an honorary girl, I have to agree. This team shouldn't work, but it does because we respect each other's talent. And if we want to take it to the next level, we have to start respecting each other as individuals. Really see each other. Why were you singing with us, Mr. Schue?
Will Schuester : Because, apparently... I need to learn that lesson.
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Finn Hudson : What the hell? It seems like now everybody's doing things just to hurt my feelings.
Jesse St. James : I thought you all would take this news a little better. I'm a star. You can learn from me.
Kurt Hummel : We were already fighting for second leads. And now that you've shown up, I've lost all hope of ever getting a solo.
