The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

What Goes Around/Mask of the Raccoon (2009)

John DiMaggio: Rico, Security Guard, Burt

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Quotes 

• Private : You're a dirty, dirty liar! And your pants are on fire!

  Rico : Whoa!

  Private : And - and you go jump up and touch a telephone wire! That's what a dirty liar you are!

  Skipper : Stand down, Private. We'll take it from here.

  Archie : Thanks. Some of those things he said were really hurtful.

  Skipper : Mister, you're just entering a world of hurt! Kowalski, hurt options.

  Kowalski : The Vulcan towel snap?

  Skipper : Possibly. Go on.

  Kowalski : The Spanish wet willie?

  Skipper : Intriguing.

  Kowalski : The Croatian purple nurple?

  Skipper : Bingo! Gentlemen, we have a winner. Rico, do the honors.

• Skipper : Ah, closing time. Are there two sweeter words known to man or beast?

  Private : Puppy love?

  Rico : Ka... boom?

  Kowalski : Plutonium-fueled-DNA-mutating-abomination-monster maker.

  Rico : Huh?

  Kowalski : The first word's hypenated.

  Skipper : Yeah, yeah, all good. But the words I was thinking of were...

  Little Girl : My dolly!

  Private : [snickering]  Skipper?

  Skipper : That wasn't me! That was...

  Little Girl : I lost my dolly!

  Skipper : Hot-molded plastic! Dolly down! Rescue operation is a go, go, go!