Phineas: Alright crew, prepare to set sail on the hunt of a lifetime!
Candace: [mockingly] Oh Candace, go find us some food. Yeah, like a quart of ice cream is just gonna...
[is hit with soft-server]
Candace: We don't need to eat, we need to get out of here. I swear if I don't get to Jeremy's party...
[is promptly kissed by a monkey]
Isabella: [seeing the mountain erupt] Volcano? We need to move now!
Candace: [stalking back to the beach] Wait until mom and dad find out.
Phineas: [running past her with Isabella] Run Candace! Pink lava behind you!
Isabella: [walking through the jungle] Shelter... shelter... well, this spot has potential.
[pans back to see lots of palm trees]
Phineas: Great! Let's get started.
Phineas: [after Candace is dropped into the tree-house by monkeys] So what do you think of our shelter?
Candace: [shouting] Can't you just be normal for one day?
Phineas: [from the tree-house] So Candace, you want a banana smoothie?
Candace: I got you guys this time! There's no way you can dismantle your stupid tropical dream house before I drag Mom back here to bust you!
[stalking off through the jungle]
Phineas: So, no smoothie than?
Dad: Candace, why don't you look for some food? And boys, you can find us some shelter if you'd like. We may be here for a while.
Candace: A while? You mean we're stranded? That means I won't get to Jeremy's party before the sun sets! We'll be stuck here forever, eating rocks and bugs, then I'll have to marry a monkey and have monkey kids and name them Xavier and Amanda!
Dad: And we'll love them anyway. Candace, the sooner we get started, the sooner we all get to go home.
Dad: When we're at sea, there's no right or left, only port and starboard.
Isabella: So which side has the restroom?
Dad: It's not a restroom, it's...
Phineas: It's called the poop deck.
Dad: Well, no, actually it's called the head.
Phineas: Really? 'Cause poop deck makes much more sense.