- Ray Carling: [Visibly struggling at the speed dating event] So where's the most unusual place a bloke's ever made love to you.
- Shy Woman: [Thinks for a moment] Probably my bottom.
- Alex Drake: [Hunt is beating a suspect] Is this strictly necessary?
- Gene Hunt: No, but it's bloody good fun!
- Gene Hunt: [Shaz throws a screwdriver] Oi, oi! If you're you're riding the cotton pony, you can bloody go home and do it!