Castiel: [unknowingly sits on a whoopie cushion] That wasn't me.
Dean Winchester: Who put that there?
Sam Winchester: [Dean is eating... again] Dude, seriously... with the ham.
Dean Winchester: [Speaks with mouth full] We don't have a fridge.
Dean Winchester: Our motel isn't in that circle, by any chance?
Sam Winchester: Yeah, why?
[Dean shows Sam his hairy palm]
Sam Winchester: uh, dude, fu... that's not what I think it is, is it?
Dean Winchester: I got bored, that nurse was hot.
Sam Winchester: You know, you can go blind from that too.
Dean Winchester: Give me five minutes, we'll go check out that house.
Sam Winchester: Hey! Do not use my razor!
Dean Winchester: [after electrocuting a piece of pork with a Joy Buzzer] That'll do, Pig!