Patrick Jane: If you stopped seeing the world in terms of what you like and what you dislike, and saw things for what they truly are in themselves, you would find a great deal more peace in your life.
Virgil Minelli: Is this true, Jane? You were spying on Bosco's team?
Patrick Jane: Spying is such an ugly word. More just keeping a friendly eye on things.
Teresa Lisbon: That's interesting, but you could have told me that on the phone.
Patrick Jane: I needed a visitor. So I could get into the visitors' room.
Teresa Lisbon: How I wish I had my gun.
Patrick Jane: Crimefighting's hard. Suck it up.
Teresa Lisbon: So? What'd you learn?
Patrick Jane: Oh, that was just a control question. The next question I ask him is a critical question.
Teresa Lisbon: You know what? I don't need my gun. I could just hit you with my chair.
Patrick Jane: Oh, I think you'll find it's bolted to the floor.
Teresa Lisbon: Don't make me go there, Sam.
Sam Bosco: What are you saying *exactly*?
Teresa Lisbon: You know what I'm saying. I'll talk about what happened 8 years ago.
Sam Bosco: You'd go there?... I don't believe you.
Teresa Lisbon: Believe me. Here I am.
[final lines of the episode]
Patrick Jane: I'm touched that you would risk your career for me. That means a lot to me.
Teresa Lisbon: If you're right, and I'm not saying you are, it would mean I broke the trust of someone I respect and admire for your sake. If it is true, I would hope in the future, you'd be a little bit more mature and responsible in your behavior.
Patrick Jane: I'm grateful and all, but let's not go crazy here.
Teresa Lisbon: I should've let you rot in jail.
Wayne Rigsby: I know we've been cool. It's just... it feels like he knows.
Grace Van Pelt: You're being paranoid.
Wayne Rigsby: Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean Jane doesn't know.
Teresa Lisbon: Hey Bosco, what's up?
Sam Bosco: You're not gonna like what I'm about to do, but you're gonna have to deal with it.
Teresa Lisbon: What?
Patrick Jane: Hey, Bosco.
Sam Bosco: Hi Jane, you're under arrest.
Teresa Lisbon: What the hell? What are you doing, Bosco?
Sam Bosco: [to a member of his team] Hook him up!
Patrick Jane: Charge me. I'll see you in court. I'm not going to leave the CBI just cause you tell me to.
Sam Bosco: If I charge you, you'll go to jail. Now. Today. And you can't apply for bail until Tuesday. So that's 3 days and nights in jail.
Patrick Jane: That's a new experience. I welcome it.
Sam Bosco: You and me, we always had a good working relationship. And I hope that can continue.
Teresa Lisbon: Okay, I listened.
Sam Bosco: So we're cool?
Teresa Lisbon: You did what you thought was right. I need to think about it before I know we're cool.
Sam Bosco: Okay... Fair enough.
Sam Bosco: See that's my exact point. There *is* a problem. There is no rule bending in the CBI. You two guys are good agents, but Jane has corrupted you.
Wayne Rigsby: No he hasn't.
Sam Bosco: So you were ready to bend the rules *before* he got here?
Kimball Cho: Thanks for your time.
Sam Bosco: Nice talking to you.
Teresa Lisbon: No. No. I was only saying that because that's what Rigsby and the guys were just saying. Uh, it's total nonsense. Sam Bosco is a happily married man. He hasn't the faintest interest in me that way. I have no influence on him whatsoever.
Patrick Jane: The guys noticed it too? I'm impressed. He's very recessive in his passions. Hard to spot that he'd kill and die for you.
Teresa Lisbon: Trust me. You are *way* off.
Patrick Jane: Interesting puzzle you present. Lies and truth all mixed together.
Virgil Minelli: Lisbon. I had a horrible dream. I dreamt that Jane escaped the County Jail. I dreamt that the Sheriff, the AG, and the District Super all called to *yell* at me. Now, you're going to wake me up, yes?
Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry, sir. I have no excuse for him. He is beyond out of line.
Patrick Jane: [to the culprit] Uh, yes. It's me they're after, not you. And there is no DNA evidence either. That's scientific forensics. That's - that's very overrated. Thank you for the tea.
Ted Luscom: You don't know it, but you people are just tools of the United Nations.
Patrick Jane: Oh yeah, we know it. They told us last June, laid it all out.
Ted Luscom: Say what?
Patrick Jane: It was a change of policy. Had a big secretive meeting, told us exactly who we're working for. That, my friend, was an eye opener. I'll tell you, wow.
Ted Luscom: Are you mocking me?
Ted Luscom: I'm serious.
Ted Luscom: They told us the whole grand plan...
Teresa Lisbon: Hush! Ignore him, Mr. Luscom.
Boo: What you in for?
Patrick Jane: Oh, me? Uh, eavesdropping on a state agent. You?
Boo: They say I raped and murdered a guy, stabbed him to death.
Patrick Jane: Oh.
Boo: But it's not true.
Patrick Jane: Well, that's good.
Boo: We had consensual sex. THEN I stabbed him to death.
[on the phone]
Patrick Jane: Agent Rigsby, CBI. I'm on my way to your location. I have a couple of questions I wanted to ask you first. Discreetly.
Roddy Gerber: Yeah?
Patrick Jane: I've heard from a couple of reliable sources that you and Kirby Hines were having an affair. Some kind of sexual relationship.
Roddy Gerber: That's a damn lie!
Patrick Jane: Are you sure, Roddy? Lying to a CBI agent is a very serious offense.
Roddy Gerber: I was in the Marine Corps!
Patrick Jane: Oh really? Well, that says it all. I'm ex-Army. Marine Corps suck eggs! But hey, no point in arguing over the phone. We'll sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi, sissy-britches!