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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang Hits the Road (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Charlie Kelly: I eat stickers all the time, dude!

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Mac: I gave him an ocular pat down.

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Mac: [Dee throws a jar full of piss out the car window, splashing a sleeping Mac] Is this piss? IS THIS PISS?

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Dee Reynolds: [after hearing that a young hitch hiker they've picked up is running away from home to go to Hollywood] Oh no... You're gonna end up doing gay porno with this little body of yours.

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Dennis Reynolds: [after putting a beer bottle under the back of the moving truck door] Now, the weight of the door will keep the beer bottle in place.

Frank Reynolds: Good.

Dennis Reynolds: Nice, huh?

Frank Reynolds: Move over a little bit, let me sit on the cooler.

Frank Reynolds: [the truck hits a bump, causing the beer bottle to come off] Goddammit!

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Mac: [Handing Charlie a pear] Chomp into it.

Charlie Kelly: Just bite it?

Mac: Yeah.

Charlie Kelly: Okay.

Mac: Like a piece of fruit, you would bite into it...

Charlie Kelly: [Charlie bites pear] Agh! Tastes like sand.

Mac: Like sand? Oh, that-that pear's not ripe, dude.

Charlie Kelly: Ah.

Mac: He burned us. Gypsy son of a bitch burned us! Excuse me, sir? What are you doing to my friend, Bozo? You burned us. It's dry.

Fruit Vendor: You picked it out.

Mac: Well, let's not get into a whole who picked out what. It's... I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.

Charlie Kelly: I can't, I just ate it.

Mac: The whole thing?

Charlie Kelly: Yeah. It was pretty gross and I...

Mac: The stem and-and the core?

Charlie Kelly: You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!

Mac: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?

Charlie Kelly: Yeah, it was gross!

Mac: Of course it's gross... it's a sticker, bro!

Charlie Kelly: I eat stickers all the time, dude!

Mac: Oh my god! This whole thing is a disaster. I'm going back to the car.

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Frank Reynolds: [Playing a drinking game to name all fifty states with Mac and Dee] Jesus Christ! You guys are gonna be hammered by the time I finish naming the east coast!

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