Dee Reynolds: I'm assuming you wouldn't lured him down by a fire. Is that - is that what your face is doing?
Tabitha: And I wouldn't have an intervention at a bar.
Charlie Kelly: Why do we never play 'nightcrawlers' anymore huh?
Dee Reynolds: What is "Night Crawlers?"
Dennis Reynolds: It's a game where they crawl around in the night like worms.
Charlie Kelly: I never said that.
Frank Reynolds: Yeah, well that's what it is.
Dennis Reynolds: We're caring people that's out nature
Tabitha: Um what is Frank struggling with the most right now?
Dee Reynolds: Ooh he is trying to bang our aunt
Dennis Reynolds: That's the big one
Tabitha: these things deal more with drugs and alchohol abuse
Dennis Reynolds: Drugs and alcohol are rolled into what we're talking about here
Tabitha: so he does have a drinking problem
Charlie Kelly: Oh Big time!
Dee Reynolds: Oh lady
[sips from her can of wine]
Dee Reynolds: So how do we go about doing this? We ambush him, and just sorta and just barate him into being the guy we wanna be around?
Tabitha: No, you certainly don't barate him. He needs to know your coming from of love and concern.
Dennis Reynolds: [Shakes his head] To soft, we should come out with an iron fist and crush him to submission
Charlie Kelly: And if we're taking that approch you might want to be armed at this intervention.
Tabitha: Why would I need to be armed?
Charlie Kelly: Well Frank is usally carrying around a little gun and he really doesn't hesitate to use it.
Dennis Reynolds: And you know what? Have the gunb out and ready to rock
Dee Reynolds: [Nods] It's just safer.
Charlie Kelly: Yeah,we'll all have guns
Charlie Kelly: You know what if we just kind of ambush Frank with some kind of net or some kind of rope device the gun would maybe drop out of his waist.
Dee Reynolds: You want to bring him in a net.
Dennis Reynolds: That could get awkward. I say bring the gun.
Dee Reynolds: Bring the gun
Charlie Kelly: [Shakes head] I don't want to get shot, so just bring the gun.