Dr. Chris Taub: [Noticing House in the hallway with a sword] What the Hell?
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: I had a dream like this once. It didn't end well.
Dr. Gregory House: You're new.
Sam Carr: You're naked.
Dr. Gregory House: And for the record, a little bit cold.
[House is swinging around a Renaissance actor's sword and cuts off the head of an anatomical model]
Dr. Gregory House: Try doing that with a pen.
Dr. Gregory House: Foreman, take Frodo and break bread with the Hobbits.
Dr. Chris Taub: [Rising up] I still think Hemotoma's more likely.
Dr. Gregory House: That's why you and Chase are going to get an MRI.
Dr. Chris Taub: But you just...
Dr. Gregory House: I said "Frodo", not "Gollum."
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Is he saying I have short legs, or hairy feet?
Dr. Robert Chase: I don't even know who Frodo is.
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I get it. It's your life, you can screw it up. I can wait.
Dr. James Wilson: For what?
Dr. Gregory House: To tell you, "I told you so."
Dr. Gregory House: You're a cold hearted bitch who ripped his heart out. I watched him struggle for years to overcome the damage you did. There's no way I"m just going to let you reel him back in so you can do it all over again.
Sam Carr: ...And all this?
Dr. Gregory House: Phase 2 of getting to know my enemy.
Sam Carr: You're wrong about me. But I'm glad, now I don't have to preten to like you, except for when James is standing next to me.
Dr. Gregory House: Same here. Only difference is, I'll outlast you.
Dr. Eric Foreman: All it takes is one bad eyeball.
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Or testicle, cow brain, or my personal favorite, pig rectum with a side order of sphincter.
Dr. Chris Taub: [Taub looks at Chase] I think that's breakfast in Australia.
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: [to Foreman] You weren't wearing gloves when we shocked her heart back into rythm.
Dr. Gregory House: [House quickly moves away from Foreman] I'm sure you'll be fine.
[to Chase and Taub]
Dr. Gregory House: You two get a sample to the lab to confirm.
Dr. Gregory House: You get the knight into isolation on an IV antibiotic.
Dr. Gregory House: *You*... stay away from me.
Dr. James Wilson: Hey. I can't believe I'm about to say this... Sam...
Dr. Gregory House: Told you so.
Dr. James Wilson: No. She didn't dump me. She wants to get to know you better.
Dr. Gregory House: Damn it! Never should have let her see me naked.
Dr. James Wilson: It goes against all my instincts. But I said all right.
Sam Carr: It's just dinner. Relax.
Dr. James Wilson: Trust me. There's no "just" when House is involved.
Sam Carr: We're in the middle of a restaurant. What could he possibly
[Sam notices House and his date]
Sam Carr: do?
Dr. James Wilson: That.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.
Dr. James Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great.
Dr. Gregory House: Do you think he's making a mistake?
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Of course. But he'll figure it out sooner or later. Hopefully after a few weeks of great sex. Nothing ventured nothing gained.
Dr. Gregory House: Wilson's not like us. He cares too much about people and their feelings.
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Thanks for the compliment.
Sam Carr: I'm not asking you to like me House. To be honest, I think you're an ass. But we do have *one* thing in common - we care about James.
Dr. Gregory House: So prove and dump him again.
Sam Carr: You're pretty much insufferable all the time, aren't you?
Dr. Gregory House: Sorry. Go on, and yes.
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: You'll compromise your ideals to win a fight, but not to go for the woman you love.
William: That was a game, not real life.
Dr. Robert Chase: You really don't think you're a knight, do you?
William: Being a knight isn't a game. It's a lifestyle. And we do it everyday. Not just when we play dress up. We live by a code and uphold ideals like: loyalty, courage, humility.
Dr. Chris Taub: And the part where you beat the crap out of each other in armor?
William: That we do for fun. At least it was, until yesterday.