"Monk" Mr. Monk and the Dog (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Natalie Teeger: [examining a painting] Could be a lover?

Adrian Monk: How do you figure?

Natalie Teeger: Well, he's naked, and, uh... lower right corner?

Adrian Monk: Oh. Oh! Oh, I thought that was the signature.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [talking to a search party] Thank you all once again for coming. You know the situation. We're looking for a woman. Her name is Amanda Castle.

Lt. Randall Disher: Although any dead body would be of interest to us.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Randy.

Adrian Monk: [about Shelby] This dog is really, really smart. I've been teaching her tricks.

Lt. Randall Disher: Like?

Adrian Monk: Oh, like not to lick me, not to drool, not to roll over, not to, you know, discharge anything.

Anne Marie: Are you my uncle?

Adrian Monk: No. No.

Anne Marie: Didn't think so.

Adrian Monk: No, I'm your Aunt Natalie's boss.

Anne Marie: Do you know her other boss, the crazy one?

Adrian Monk: Yes. Yes, I-I-I-I think I have met him once or twice.

Lt. Randall Disher: Now he's afraid that she'll identify him.

Adrian Monk: How?

Lt. Randall Disher: She could bark at him.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Randy, as far as I know, in the State of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.

Lt. Randall Disher: Maybe DeWitt's afraid they'll change the rule.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Change the rule against dogs testifying in court?

Lt. Randall Disher: I don't know, one of those referendums. It is California.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired I don't even know if that makes sense.

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