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"NCIS" Code of Conduct (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Ted Rodgers: [From inside his house] THERE'S NO CANDY HERE!

NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: NCIS WE DON'T WANT CANDY.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Speak for yourself David. OPEN UP OR WE'LL SEND THE KIDS IN!

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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No costume this year, Abs?

Abby Sciuto: Oh. After last years Jonas brothers debacle, Vance banned costumes, McGee - skinny jeans - didn't work.

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NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: [DiNozzo's in the Men's room] Tony. McGee has been here for 6 years. I have been here for 4. I know you're enjoying this, but *we are* agents! So could you *please* stop calling us...

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs exits the Men's room] Problem, probie? You've been an agent all of one week. Your Mossad Liason days are over.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Get to work

[hands Ziva her appproved request to become an agent]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Probie.

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Good memories: ring-n-runs, dine-n-ditch.

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Lock-and-load. Got a dead marine.

[Tosses keys to Ziva]

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: *Agent* David, you're driving.

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Gibbs gives everyone a cup] You brought us coffee?

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nope.

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's apple cider.

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yep. Happy Halloween... Breaks over. Run it.

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Once is a tragedy. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. We're talking about a black ops widow.

NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: Tony, the first two husbands died in the line of duty. Giving you no reason to suspect she had anything to do with the third one's death.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, I've got...

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Evidence.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not to speak of, boss.

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Then stop speaking.

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What would make a Marine unit fall apart?

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Lack of discipline.

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yep. Or too much.

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well now you get to convince a jury of your peers. That would be a jury of tall leggy blonde bombshells. Stand up. You're under arrest for the murder of Lance Corporal James Korby.

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, you're not.

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Because nobody married to her kills themselves. She's way too attractive for him. The wife did it.

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Should we even bother investigating or just go ahead and arrest her?

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, I like where you're going McGee.

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NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: You know, Tony. I've been thinking. And um, I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent. And your place as...

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Your superior in every way.

NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: ...Yes. But for my sanity, could you please stop calling me "probie?"

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I say it with love... And if I refuse?

NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: You are Senior Field Agent. And I am... entirely at your mercy.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. As you should be.

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