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"Castle" Vampire Weekend (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Quotes

[Music similar to the Firefly theme is playing. Castle enters dressed in a "Browncoat"-like outfit]

Alexis Castle: What exactly are you supposed to be?

Richard Castle: Space cowboy.

Alexis Castle: Ok, A: there are no cows in space. B: didn't you wear that like five years ago?

Richard Castle: So?

Alexis Castle: So, don't you think you should move on?

Richard Castle: I like it.

Richard Castle: [Castle says after they find a dead guy with a stake in his heart in a cemetery] Looks like Buffy's visited the big apple.

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[last lines]

Richard Castle: [after being pranked by Beckett] I'm giving you the bird.

[He hands Beckett his stuffed raven]

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Richard Castle: [Castle admiring the artwork at a murder victim's apartment] Reminds me of early Frank Miller.

NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Which Frank? Epic Comic or Dark Horse years?

Richard Castle: Wow, that is the sexiest thing I've heard you say.

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Richard Castle: [Castle to Lanie at his Halloween party] Careful, that is a potion of my own concoction. Drink it, and who knows who or what you may become.

Richard Castle: [pause] Also, you might wonder what happened to your pants.

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NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: [at Castle's Halloween party, Ryan says to Castle] You throw a great shindig for a 19th-century poet, Mr. Poe.

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NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: [at Dr. Frank's shop] I hope this is for real, Castle. Because if it's not, we're shortchanging our John Doe.

Richard Castle: Oh, trust me. I can't believe you've never heard of this place. I get all my costumes here.

[gasp]

Richard Castle: We can use this opportunity to find you one for my Halloween party.

[pulling a costume off the rack]

Richard Castle: How about... slutty nurse?

NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Fantasize all you want, Castle. I am not trying on costumes for you.

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NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Castle, what are you doing?

Richard Castle: [wearing plastic vampire teeth] Do these make me look immortal? Do you want to, uh, go get something pierced?

NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: [implying his junk] No. Do you?

Richard Castle: Wow.

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Richard Castle: I had no idea you were interested in comic books.

NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Oh, Castle, the things you don't know about me could fill a book.

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NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: Vampire Mistress Vixen. Her coven is called the Den of Iniquity.

Javier Esposito: Coven?

NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: Yeah, vampire coven is like joining a church or a club. "You like to play golf? I like to play golf", "You like to drink blood? I like to drink blood."

[Beckett, Castle, and Esposito all give him strange looks]

NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: What? I... I used to date a girl who was into the lifestyle.

Javier Esposito: What happened? Did the relationship suck?

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Alexis Castle: [Castle has rescued Alexis and her friend from an out-of-control party] Do we have to call her parents?

Richard Castle: We do. Get me their number.

Alexis Castle: She'll get in so much trouble.

Richard Castle: Less than if you had left her there.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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