Son of a Seahorse (2009 Video)

Jacob Hildebrandt: Nick's Friend, Daniel Taintview

Quotes 

• Daniel Taintview : Good evening, ladies. My name is Daniel Taintview. And this is my son, B. J. Taintview. We've traveled over half an hour to be here tonight. We would have got here sooner, but a girl named Coyote Hills had just arrived and I had to see to her. She is now ready to take me thousands of times per week. I have two others that I'm currently drilling waiting for me in Atlanta. So, ladies, if I say I am an ass-man, you'll agree. Out of all the men who beg to drill your lots, maybe one in twenty will be true ass-men. This is the way this works. Here, if you have a pussy and I have a tongue - do you see it? are you watching? - and my tongue reaches all the way into your pussy and starts to eat it: I! Eat! Your! Pussy! I eat it up!