Lasting over 3 hours with nothing much happening, this 7th volume in the hit Girlfriends series is the worst I've seen so far, amounting to a total waste until the fourth and final vignette sort of saves the day. That's because they bring out the big guns, label superstar Deauxma and all-time great jail-baiter Sunny Lane for a 53-minute "vignette", lengthy even by Girlfriends Films standards. Terrible improvised dialog is executed throughout, with dollops of "plot" literally phoned in via mobile devices.
Until the big-name divas' showdown, we suffer through cutie Kaci Starr (with a face like Brandy Talore but lacking BT's huge frontage) seducing her older lady Kelly Leigh, then a cornball "butch humps innocent" match-up of tattooed lady Michelle Aston molesting wonderful Penny Flame, outfitted with strap-on dildo from the git-go, and a tiresome all-blonde threesome that is particularly redundant since jail-bait Courtney Simpson so often appears in early editions of this series as the molestable young thing, here forced to put on a cheerleader costume by aggressive cougars Sofey and Brit-accented Celestia Star.
The main event is even more slowly-paced and languorous than what's passed for entertainment prior to its commencement. It's the usual cooing sweet nothings and running her finger down the prey's body by oversize Deauxma, leading to prolonged humping in which big D. gushes at least a pint of urine onto eager beaver Sunny's face as latter pro maintains her composure at all times, not to be interrupted in her cunnilingus.
Girlfriends execs swear on a stack of bibles (even offering at one time a $10,000 reward for anyone who could prove different) that none of the vaunted Squirting is prepped or artificially induced, so that means that instead of resorting to Poland Spring out of a basting injector or enema bag Deauxma was holding in a few bathroom trips to store up for her series of fountains constituting what are rightly termed in the industry as Golden Showers, before clever marketers (around the time Cytherea and Jada Fire entered the biz) repackaged the kink as "squirting". For Sunny Lane fans this merely proves she's a real trouper.
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