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Dead Cert (2010)

Not Rated | | Horror | 26 August 2010 (UK)
A gang of tough London gangsters get more than they bargained for when a group of businessmen make an offer to buy their club, the Inferno. They turn out to be nothing less than Vampires ... See full summary »

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Freddy 'Dead Cert' Frankham
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Chelsea Steve
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Eddie Christian
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Dennis Christian
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Dante Livenko
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Chinnery
Lisa McAllister ...
Jen Christian
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Yuvesky
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Roger Kipling
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Kenneth Mason
Perry Benson ...
Magoo
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Herbie
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Chelle
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Chekha
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A gang of tough London gangsters get more than they bargained for when a group of businessmen make an offer to buy their club, the Inferno. They turn out to be nothing less than Vampires wanting their land back and turn viciously on the gangsters when their demands are not met. Written by American Film Market

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You Think You Know Vampires? Think Again. See more »

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£1,000,000 (estimated)
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Jothan Southcott thinks the brain damaged vampire character was a mistake. See more »

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Neither one thing nor the other
29 March 2011 | by (Berlin, Germany) – See all my reviews

A bit like my old school reports, Dead Cert invokes comments such as "Must try harder" or "Can do better" and "Needs to pay more attention."

A London gangster-vampire hybrid, which is a fine idea in itself, Dead Cert is a case of ambition running way ahead of ability in, well, just about every department! So badly do the two concepts fail to meld, or work even on their own individual basis, it makes me wonder what kind of script the film has. Did it even have one or were the cast allowed to busk their way through? There's certainly no sign of firm direction on show here.

Budgetary constraints are obvious, but time and again talent can cover for this if the core elements are present and correct. But where there is no drama or tension, where the characters are so flat as to be thinner than cardboard, then why should the audience care?


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