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Dead Cert (2010)

A gang of tough London gangsters get more than they bargained for when a group of businessmen make an offer to buy their club, the Inferno. They turn out to be nothing less than Vampires ... See full summary »

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Freddy 'Dead Cert' Frankham
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Chelsea Steve
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Eddie Christian
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Dennis Christian
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Dante Livenko
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Chinnery
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Jen Christian
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Yuvesky
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Roger Kipling
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Herbie
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Chelle
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Chekha
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A gang of tough London gangsters get more than they bargained for when a group of businessmen make an offer to buy their club, the Inferno. They turn out to be nothing less than Vampires wanting their land back and turn viciously on the gangsters when their demands are not met. Written by American Film Market

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You Think You Know Vampires? Think Again. See more »

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26 August 2010 (UK)  »

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London Underworld  »

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£1,000,000 (estimated)
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22 July 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Yikes! What a complete and total waste of film. It's a bore fest. I'm not really sure why so many directors these days think that slow means dramatic.

It means borrr-ring!

You know the plot -- tuff guys with a fight club get involved with these businessmen and somehow vampires get involved!

It's an amazingly dumb story line made worse by the slowest exposition on the planet.

I lost major interest about half way through and so will you. Avoid it like the plague.


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