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I don't give many reviews but feel compelled to with this one:
Firstly, this film is just absolute garbage!! It is basically a really unfunny film attempting to make a mockery of films that actually were very funny!!...
Which poses the question... WHY???
I got the scary movie films, they were funny. Then there were the disaster, super hero and others that jumped on the, "Parody, lets take the p*ss out of movies, bandwagon", which were not so good, but made you smile... However, these were all about a complete different gender to comedy, so there was something to mock.
This is where this film got it wrong... Could they not see that?? They took really funny movies, tried to collaborate parts from each, from the obvious title, and what they achieved was something so unfunny its ridiculous!! I even thought, "hmmmm, maybe if I had not seen the original films, (which would then go totally against the film makers point), would it be funny?"... Do you know what the answer is???
Seriously, don't bother wasting your time watching this. Its up to you... You have been warned!!
To the writer: Please go back to your day job at McDonalds or what ever you used to do before trying to write scripts for movies!!
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