The Closer (TV Series)

Make Over (2009)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

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• Andy Flynn : So, you ready to go - Louie?

  Louie Provenza : [chuckles]  Call me that just once more and Georgette won't be my only ex-partner without a penis.

• Louie Provenza : You know, Andrews, when those doctors cut your balls off, they should have pulled the stick out of your ass at the same time!

• Andy Flynn : I mean, if we had any priors, we wouldn't need Osgood's confession.

  Louie Provenza : But we HAVE Osgood's confession. It's just because Empty Pants here won't bite the bullet and put on the clothes that he was BORN TO WEAR. Doesn't mean that we can't have somebody read his testimony in court.

  Mike Tao : I believe you can only do that if he isn't available.

  Louie Provenza : HEEEEEE... ISN'T available.