[opening voice over
My name is Henry Griffin. I spent my whole life living in exotic places. And I learned a great many things. I also had a habit of getting into trouble, a lot of trouble. So to keep me safe, my anthropologist parents shipped me off to the one place I've never lived, America. Now I live with my uncle and cousin trying to fit in at Smithson High, a school inside the National Museum Complex. I work in the museum's basement, where they store all kinds of weird stuff.