- Joe Tranelli: [after watching Terry play cutesy with Annie] Aw, man, what's that?
- Terry Elliott: She's just a friend.
- Owen Thoreau Jr.: You know what? That's bullshit. You're a 49 year old man. How many sixteen year old friends you got?
- Terry Elliott: She's not sixteen.
- Joe Tranelli: Yeah, well, she's closer to sixteen than 49, I'll tell you that.
- Terry Elliott: Age is just a number, my friends. Just a number.
- Joe Tranelli: You know who came into the store? Fantasy woman.
- Terry Elliott: Really?
- Joe Tranelli: Yeah.
- Owen Thoreau Jr.: I keep hearing about this fantasy woman. Is she real? Or is it like, um, you know, when kids have an imaginary friend?
- Joe Tranelli: Yeah, no, she's real. She's real. I spoke to her this time.
- Terry Elliott: You talked to her?
- Joe Tranelli: Mm-hmm.
- Terry Elliott: How'd that go?
- Joe Tranelli: Good. Good. She came in, she... she asked about balloons, I apologized for my erection, and then she left.
- Owen Thoreau Jr.: [he and Terry laugh] What do you got to apologize for? That's a compliment. It's, uh, it's flattering.
- Joe Tranelli: Not with my dick.
- Joe Tranelli: Give me $2,000 on the over.
- Manfro: Whoa! $2,000? Who the hell is this guy?
- Joe Tranelli: Yeah. Hey, a new day, right? New day. New Joe.
- Manfro: Yeah, well, New Coke sucked, so be careful.
- Annie: So... where are you two buddies?
- Terry Elliott: Yeah. Yeah, those guys. Um... they found out you're 25, so I think they're both home taking a cold shower.
- Annie: [she laughs] They're cute.
- Terry Elliott: Yeah, well, you won't think it's cute when they're outside with their penises pressed up against the glass.
- Annie: [she laughs again] You'd be surprised.