My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (2009 TV Movie)
Kevin: [Sees Skye walking by] Hey! Hey, weirdo!
Brigg: Leave her alone, man.
Kevin: No, no, no.
Kevin: You'd give your left nut to do it with this guy, wouldn't you?
Skye Rotter: [to Kevin] Sounds like you'd give your left nut to do it with him.
Kevin: What'd you-what'd you say, freak show?
Skye Rotter: Nothing. I just think Brigg can do better than a quarterback like you.
Kevin: Oh, ha, ha, funny. Idiot! I'm not a quarterback, I'm a reciever.
Skye Rotter: I bet you are!
[Brigg's cracking up]
Kevin: That's not what - Look, I'm not gay for Brigg!
[Looks at Brigg who's muffling his laughter]
Brigg: I'm sorry.
Kevin: Okay, you know what?
[points to Skye]
Kevin: Screw you
[points to Brigg]
Kevin: and I'll see you at practice.
[leaves Brigg and Skye laughing]
Skye Rotter: [She hears doorbell, gets up] Stay out of my underwear drawer.
Derek: That was one time. It was just... once.
Skye Rotter: [Goes downstairs to see who's at the door. She looks through the curtain to see Brigg. She sighs and goes to the mirror to try to fix her hair] Wish I wasn't wearing sweats right now.
[She opens the door and steps outside]
Brigg: [Turning around] Hey.
Skye Rotter: Hey. Something on your mind?
Brigg: Yeah. Yeah. Listen, about - about Saturday night. I'm not gonna be able to go...
Skye Rotter: Brigg, it's cool. I mean, I get it. It's the party of the year.
Brigg: No, no, no, no, no, it's not that. It's just-it's complicated. Me and Madison have history and it's a big night for her...
Skye Rotter: Don't-don't even-don't even worry about it.
Brigg: Let me make it up to you.
Skye Rotter: Okay. Um... You and I both know this isn't gonna work.
[He gives her a look]
Skye Rotter: I mean, you're... you and I'm... well... you know.
Brigg: [softly, shaking his head] It's not like that.
Skye Rotter: [laughing a little] It's exactly like that. I mean, I just need to accept the fact that I'm always going to be...
Brigg: [He leans in, grabs her face and kisses her. It lasts for a few seconds. He pulls away to look into her eyes, still holding her face] I like you, Skye, and I wanna spend more time with you. I just have to go to this party. And-and after that, you and me are gonna go out. Nice sweats, by the way.
[He laughs softly]
Skye Rotter: Shut up.
[She puts her hand on her head, hardly believing what just happened, but in a good way]
Derek: [Comes out and stands next to her] Was that Brigg?
Skye Rotter: You still wanna crash that party?
Madison Penrose: Help me, you freak!
[Skye closes the gate, trapping Madison inside the cage with the killer]
Madison Penrose: What are you doing? You can't do this!
Skye Rotter: Have a super birthday, Madison.
Skye Rotter: [shouting after her]
Madison Penrose: I always knew you were a psycho! You loser! You're nothing! You're nobody! You suck!
Madison Penrose: What the WTF is she doing at my sweet 16?
Madison Penrose: You psycho skank! You ruined my party!
Skye Rotter: It wasn't me!
Skye Rotter: It's my father.
Madison Penrose: You actually like that loser? What, do you have serial killer fetish or something?
Madison Penrose: The only reason Brigg would talk to a psycho like you is if he felt sorry for you.
Madison Penrose: You can't ruin my birthday! No one can ruin this night!
Brigg: That was sweet.
Skye Rotter: Yeah, well, Kevin makes it easy.
[There's a silence between them. Brigg clears his throat]
Skye Rotter: Well, see you later.
Brigg: Hey, Skye!
[Halfway up the stairs, she turns around and comes back down to him]
Brigg: You're in Mr. Neely's Bio class, right? Um, did you finish the lab?
[She just stares at him]
Skye Rotter: Um, nothing. I'm just not used to popular people talking to me.
Brigg: Well, relax. I'm just like anyone else. Except way cooler.
[They both laugh]
[Skye leaves, smiling slightly at their "moment"]
Madison Penrose: All right, Olivia. What are you peeing your pants about?
Olivia: I just saw your ex flirting in the hall with Skye Rotter.
Madison Penrose: Tell me you did not just say that.
Olivia: It's true! They were totally digging on each other.
Chloe: I can't believe Brigg is into that freak. I mean, Skye Rotter is psycho.
Madison Penrose: [loudly] He's not into her.
Madison Penrose: We just broke up. Besides, when he sees me at my party, he'll be begging to get back with me.
Olivia: I don't know, Madison. There was a vibe going on there. I think she's trying to move in on him!
Madison Penrose: Well then, we'll just have to remind Skye that there are some boys who are out of her league.
Derek: [Skye sits outside on the school steps, drawing and listening to her iPod. Her earbud gets yanked out by someone. She looks up to see Derek] Ok, let's make a pact. If I haven't lost my virginity by the end of this semester, you'll take it from me.
Skye Rotter: [squinting from the sun] Like, by force?
Derek: [sits down next to her, taking off his sunglasses] Trust me, that won't be necessary.
Skye Rotter: I'm not gonna sleep with you, Derek.
Derek: Oh, come on, look. We're best friends, ok? Best friends like sleeping with each other. Please? I'd do it for you.
Skye Rotter: Have faith. You'll find some poor, pathetic girl who will give it up.
Derek: Yeah you keep saying that. I just don't see it happening.
Skye Rotter: So I think Brigg was flirting with me this morning.
Derek: [He laughs] I think you're off your meds.
Skye Rotter: No, seriously, we had, like, a moment.
Derek: You and the Brigg-man, huh? Yeah, I mean, that-that's-that's cool. That's awesome. And it could happen. I'm not saying it couldn't. I mean, you're cute. And you-you're really starting to fill out that A-cup.
Skye Rotter: [laughing] Screw off.
[puts her head on his shoulder]
Skye Rotter: You're right. It was probably nothing.
Derek: [inhales deeply] This is nice.
Skye Rotter: You seriously weird me out.
Brigg: [Driving by, he sees Skye walking in a swimsuit and towel. He backs up to where she is and stops] You need a ride?
Skye Rotter: [covering herself up a little] Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.
Brigg: [Leans up a little to see her better] It's a long walk in flip-flops.
Skye Rotter: You know, I shouldn't even be talking to you. Your crazy girlfriend is the reason I'm rocking this one-piece.
Brigg: Ex-girlfriend. Come on, I definetly owe you ride home. Get in the car.
[She looks around hesitantly]
Brigg: Come on.
[She gets in, smiling slightly]
Brigg: [Forgetting he's parked on the curb, he starts to drive over the curb, the car roaring] Oh! Whoa. My bad.
Brigg: [as they're driving] Look, I'm really sorry Madison's been messing with you.
Skye Rotter: Yeah, I guess she thinks there's, like, something going on between us.
[They both smile slightly]
Skye Rotter: Weird, right?
Brigg: So, what-what are you doing Saturday night?
Skye Rotter: [shrugs slightly] The usual. I mean, me and Derek will probably just go to the mall and make fun of all the other kids that have no lives.
Skye Rotter: Um, but I mean, you know, that's not set in stone or anything. I mean, if something else came up...
Brigg: Actually, I was wondering if you might want to hang out with me on Saturday.
Skye Rotter: What about Madison?
Brigg: What about her? We're broken up.
Skye Rotter: She wants to kill me.
Brigg: [laughs] Don't worry. I got your back.
Skye Rotter: You know, just once, I would love to be a normal human being.
Derek: Well, then you should crash Madison's party with me.
Skye Rotter: Yeah, that's a terrible idea.
Derek: No, no, no. Skye, look. Maybe it's a really great idea? You always-um-
[woman on computer moans]
Skye Rotter: What are you looking at?
[woman moans again]
Derek: [He tries to turn the sound down] How do you clear your browser history?
Madison Penrose: [to killer] Why are you doing this?
Skye Rotter: Because he thinks you deserve it.
Madison Penrose: That's not true. Tell him it's not true.
Skye Rotter: I tried to tell him, Madison. I tried to tell him you're a good person. That he's got you all wrong.
Madison Penrose: It's true. I, I am a good person.
Skye Rotter: But you're not. You're a monster.
Madison Penrose: I'm a monster? What about your crazy-ass, mask-wearing dad? He killed my friends. He killed the boy you like.
Skye Rotter: The boy you tortured me for liking.
Madison Penrose: That was a joke.
Skye Rotter: You're a bully, Madison.
Madison Penrose: So, I'm a bully. I'm a huge bitch. I don't deserve to die for that.