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Quotes
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Club Member : I had no idea psychics did so well.
Shawn Spencer : Most don't.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Some do.
Shawn Spencer : Many try.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Few can.
Shawn Spencer : I have.
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Shawn Spencer : [sees Gus texting at the dinner table] Man, stop trying to look cool.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I have peeps, Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : You have two peeps. And one of them is made out of marshmellow.
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Shawn Spencer : Hello, how is my favorite police department doing today? Lassie, looking handsome and jangly and Chief, i don't tell you this often enough but you have exquisite teeth.
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Henry Spencer : You know, you asked me that question at dinner other night, the one about if I only had 15 seconds left to live, well I've got an answer for ya. I want to tell you that, uh... Well, I'd do my best to express...
[Shawn looks down at his watch]
Henry Spencer : Look, what I want you to know...
Shawn Spencer : That's it, Pop. You're dead. I'm closing your eyelids. I'm taking off your watch.
[Points to a lamp]
Shawn Spencer : Putting that thing on Craigslist.
[Walks out of the room]
Henry Spencer : Just wanted to say I love ya.