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"Midsomer Murders" The Sword of Guillaume (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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DCI John Barnaby: [Referring to the decapitated Dagliesh] So, uh, starting with the obvious, did this Dagliesh have any enemies?

DCI Tom Barnaby: God, John, he had ONLY enemies.

DCI John Barnaby: So he won't be missed?

DCI Tom Barnaby: Heh, no. They'll be dancing in the streets.

DCI John Barnaby: [Sarcastically] Log it in as a shaving accident then.

Hugh Dalgleish: Hello, Marcia. Lady Bracknell at home, is she?

Marcia Macintyre: [stiffly] I believe Matilda's expecting you.

Hugh Dalgleish: Jolly good. You be careful. Don't crack a smile or anything.

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DC Gail Stephens: What you got there?

DS Ben Jones: Couple of years ago the Governor suspected Mayor Hicks of a dodgy property deal, so he's kept this file on him. Complaints mainly. Wants me to search for anything interesting.

DC Gail Stephens: He's obsessed.

DS Ben Jones: No. Just sick of petty corruption downtown. And obsessed.

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DCI John Barnaby: [about Lady Matilda] Talk about a dinosaur,

DCI Tom Barnaby: Yeah, got one in every village, John. They deter social change.

DCI John Barnaby: That one would deter evolution.

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[last lines]

Lady Matilda William: Well, things to be done. Duties. Always duties. You will excuse us.

DCI Tom Barnaby: Lady Matilda.

Lady Matilda William: Come along, Richard. People to visit; gardens to tend.

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DCI Tom Barnaby: [When Jenny asks a favor of Barnaby and puts her hand on his kneee, he removes it] That's not really my area.

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Lady Matilda William: [Reacting to a proposal from Dagleish] It's wrong. My God would say it's wrong.

Hugh Dalgleish: Just as well. You own his church then even if you can't afford his roof.

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Jenny Russell: [Yelling at her ex-husband Bill, whom she has thrown off the bus] And if I ever see you in Causton again, I'll chop your bits off.

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DS Ben Jones: [to the uncooperative bank manager] The Law is like The Bible. You can always find one quote to contradict another.

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Rev Giles Shawcross: [Turning to Barnaby, who is sitting next to him on the bus] Have you ever been really terrified?

DCI Tom Barnaby: [Tongue-in-cheek] Not until now, Giles.

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