True Blood (TV Series)

I Got a Right to Sing the Blues (2010)

Carrie Preston: Arlene Fowler

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• Peach : Aaaaand... what is your vegetable of the day?

  Arlene Fowler : That would be the peas.

  Peach : Hmm. And... how are those prepared?

  Arlene Fowler : Those are dumped out of a can into a big pot and heated up. I mean where do you think you are, lady, Red Lobster?

  Peach : Hey, I am paying good money to eat here. You wanna keep any of that cheap dyed hair, you better stop mouthing off to me.

• Arlene Fowler : [Sarcastically imitating Peach]  And I want a freshly cut lemon in my ice tea, not some dried up thing that's been sitting around all day.

  [Her knife slips, and she cuts her finger] 

  Arlene Fowler : Dagnabbit, look what I just did!

  [Holds up finger with blood to Jessica] 

  Arlene Fowler : . Oh, I got lemon juice on it too.

  [Jessica's fangs appear - Arelene squeals, holds up her forefingers to show a cross to Jessica] 

  Arlene Fowler : .

  Jessica Hamby : No, sorry, Arlene, sometimes it just happens.

  Arlene Fowler : Please don't kill me, I'm pregnant. That probably just makes you want to eat me even more.

  [Walks out of the bar area with her finger-cross facing Jessica] 

  Arlene Fowler : This is why people hate y'all.

  Jessica Hamby : Well, I just haven eaten in days.

• Arlene Fowler : Where's Lafayette?

  Jessica Hamby : He and that Jesus guy left. Said to tell you to lock up before you leave.

  Arlene Fowler : [Nervous]  Okay. But just so you know, this necklace is pure silver, and I take garlic supplements too.

  Jessica Hamby : Arlene, just because my fangs popped out, doesn't mean I'm gonna use 'em... on you.

• Arlene Fowler : Sam? I thought you had a no-pet policy on those apartments you rent to us.

  Sam Merlotte : I do.

  Arlene Fowler : Oh, I see. Unless it's your kinfolk? I don't appreciate you letting them have that dog when Coby and Lisa can't have a hamster.

  Sam Merlotte : What dog?

  Arlene Fowler : That mean-ass looking pit bull that your mama and daddy brought out and piled into their van this morning. Like you don't know. I got kids, Sam. I can't be having some killer dog - -

  [Sam runs out] 

  Arlene Fowler : ... Damn, everybody's ignoring me today.