Alcide Herveaux: No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can just turn around and kick you right in the nutsack.
Sookie Stackhouse: I don't have a nutsack.
Sookie Stackhouse: [as she tends to his wounds] Don't take it personally. The Were you were fightin' had vampire blood in him. Bill's in fact, so I know it's strong.
Alcide Herveaux: Werewolves doing V? It goes against everything we stand for... the rest of the pack into that shit?
Sookie Stackhouse: The one's who took Bill, at least.
Sookie Stackhouse: Is Debbie your ex-girlfriend?
Alcide Herveaux: [reserved] My fiance. She moved out a month ago.
Sookie Stackhouse: A month? And you still haven't gotten new furniture?
Alcide Herveaux: Don't have time for it.
Sookie Stackhouse: You ever... hear from her?
Alcide Herveaux: My sister Janice does. She runs a beauty parlor. Debbie still goes in to get her hair done.
Sookie Stackhouse: [asnwering the phone] Hello?... Hello?... Bill?
Bill Compton: ...Yes.
Sookie Stackhouse: Are you hurt? I know the werewolves have you.
Bill Compton: Nobody has me. I have left my life in Bon Temps and I am leaving you.
Sookie Stackhouse: [shocked] The last time I saw you, you asked me to marry you.
Bill Compton: You did us both a favor by not saying 'yes'.
Sookie Stackhouse: You have to say that... Someone is is listenin'.
Bill Compton: Lorena, actually.
Bill Compton: Look at your life since I entered it. I've only caused you pain.
Sookie Stackhouse: [in tears] That's not true!
Bill Compton: I am death. I will only bring you sufferin'. Our worlds are too different. Our natures are to. We were doomed from the start.
Sookie Stackhouse: I don't believe you.
Bill Compton: Believe what you want. You are no longer of concern to me. Do not try to find me. I do not wish to be found.
Sookie Stackhouse: [sobbing] What does he mean he doesn't want to be found?
Alcide Herveaux: Um, I think it means he doesn't want to see you anymore.
Sookie Stackhouse: That's not what he said.
Alcide Herveaux: Well, what do you think he said?
Sookie Stackhouse: I don't know what he said. I just know that isn't the man I love!
Alcide Herveaux: Well, the man you loved never even existed except in your head.
Sookie Stackhouse: Is that supposed to be making me feel better?
Alcide Herveaux: I don't know but no matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you!
Sookie Stackhouse: [crying about Bill] He risked everything for me. This is way bigger than him breaking up with me.
Alcide Herveaux: How many relationships you been in?
Sookie Stackhouse: What does that matter?
Alcide Herveaux: All I'm sayin' is there's no nice way of getting outta these things.
Sookie Stackhouse: [leaning into him] Oh my god. You're so warm.
Alcide Herveaux: Sorry.
Sookie Stackhouse: It's okay. I'm just not used to it.
Alcide Herveaux: It's a Were thing. We run hot.
Sookie Stackhouse: I thought you were comin' down with the flu.
Alcide Herveaux: ...You probably want some privacy.
Sookie Stackhouse: That's the last think I want.
Sam Merlotte: [knocking on the van door] You're sleepin' in my parking lot?
Melinda Mickens: We hadn't left yet because uh... well um, we got no where to go. We're a little behind in the rent. Plus our landlord got foreclosed on.
Sam Merlotte: Oh, so that's why you came here? To eat me food and steal from me! Tommy tried to break into my safe.
Melinda Mickens: Shoot! Somethime I think that boys cheese done slid right off his cracker! He does desperate things when we fall on hard times.
Franklin Mott: [glamoring her] Tell me everything you know about Bill and Sookie.
Tara Thornton: [tranced] She says it was love at first sight.
Franklin Mott: You don't believe that?
Tara Thornton: True love? Hell no. People just get what they want and leave.
Franklin Mott: And what does Sookie want?
Tara Thornton: Quiet. Being a telepath gets real noisy. She can't hear Bill.
Franklin Mott: Her brother, is he a telepath too?
Tara Thornton: Jason barely knows what he's thinkin', let alone anyone else.
Janice Herveaux: [after Sookie opens the door] You're Sookie Stackhouse? Thank you, Jesus. I mean I settled for a two-bit hooker to get my brother's mind off that bitch, Debbie Pelt. But you are cute and sweet. You're just what he needs.
Sookie Stackhouse: I called you 'cause I need to get into Lou Pines without standin' out.
Janice Herveaux: You need to look the part. Well that is my specialty. How deep do you wanna go?
Sookie Stackhouse: I wanna look like I could kick some serious ass, which I can.
Pam De Beaufort: [over the phone] We're being raided.
Eric Northman: So? Call the American Vampire League. They'll get their lawyers on it. I'm busy.
Pam De Beaufort: [in Swedish] It's not the police. It's the Magister.
Eric Northman: I'm coming there now.
Pam De Beaufort: Don't be stupid. Leave while you still can. They're looking for the V, Eric. The Queen set you up.