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"True Blood" 9 Crimes (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Franklin Mott: [glamoring her] Tell me everything you know about Bill and Sookie.

Tara Thornton: [tranced] She says it was love at first sight.

Franklin Mott: You don't believe that?

Tara Thornton: True love? Hell no. People just get what they want and leave.

Franklin Mott: And what does Sookie want?

Tara Thornton: Quiet. Being a telepath gets real noisy. She can't hear Bill.

Franklin Mott: Her brother, is he a telepath too?

Tara Thornton: Jason barely knows what he's thinkin', let alone anyone else.

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Lafayette Reynolds: Ring, ring hookah! Ring, Ring!

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Lorena: That was the best sex I've had in decades.

Bill Compton: At least someone enjoyed it.

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Alcide Herveaux: No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can just turn around and kick you right in the nutsack.

Sookie Stackhouse: I don't have a nutsack.

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Sookie Stackhouse: [as she tends to his wounds] Don't take it personally. The Were you were fightin' had vampire blood in him. Bill's in fact, so I know it's strong.

Alcide Herveaux: Werewolves doing V? It goes against everything we stand for... the rest of the pack into that shit?

Sookie Stackhouse: The one's who took Bill, at least.

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Sookie Stackhouse: Is Debbie your ex-girlfriend?

Alcide Herveaux: [reserved] My fiance. She moved out a month ago.

Sookie Stackhouse: A month? And you still haven't gotten new furniture?

Alcide Herveaux: Don't have time for it.

Sookie Stackhouse: You ever... hear from her?

Alcide Herveaux: My sister Janice does. She runs a beauty parlor. Debbie still goes in to get her hair done.

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Sookie Stackhouse: [asnwering the phone] Hello?... Hello?... Bill?

Bill Compton: ...Yes.

Sookie Stackhouse: Are you hurt? I know the werewolves have you.

Bill Compton: Nobody has me. I have left my life in Bon Temps and I am leaving you.

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Sookie Stackhouse: [shocked] The last time I saw you, you asked me to marry you.

Bill Compton: You did us both a favor by not saying 'yes'.

Sookie Stackhouse: You have to say that... Someone is is listenin'.

Bill Compton: Lorena, actually.

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Bill Compton: Look at your life since I entered it. I've only caused you pain.

Sookie Stackhouse: [in tears] That's not true!

Bill Compton: I am death. I will only bring you sufferin'. Our worlds are too different. Our natures are to. We were doomed from the start.

Sookie Stackhouse: I don't believe you.

Bill Compton: Believe what you want. You are no longer of concern to me. Do not try to find me. I do not wish to be found.

[hangs up]

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Sookie Stackhouse: [sobbing] What does he mean he doesn't want to be found?

Alcide Herveaux: Um, I think it means he doesn't want to see you anymore.

Sookie Stackhouse: That's not what he said.

Alcide Herveaux: Well, what do you think he said?

Sookie Stackhouse: I don't know what he said. I just know that isn't the man I love!

Alcide Herveaux: Well, the man you loved never even existed except in your head.

Sookie Stackhouse: Is that supposed to be making me feel better?

Alcide Herveaux: I don't know but no matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you!

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Sookie Stackhouse: [crying about Bill] He risked everything for me. This is way bigger than him breaking up with me.

Alcide Herveaux: How many relationships you been in?

Sookie Stackhouse: What does that matter?

Alcide Herveaux: All I'm sayin' is there's no nice way of getting outta these things.

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Sookie Stackhouse: [leaning into him] Oh my god. You're so warm.

Alcide Herveaux: Sorry.

Sookie Stackhouse: It's okay. I'm just not used to it.

Alcide Herveaux: It's a Were thing. We run hot.

Sookie Stackhouse: I thought you were comin' down with the flu.

Alcide Herveaux: ...You probably want some privacy.

Sookie Stackhouse: That's the last think I want.

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Sam Merlotte: [knocking on the van door] You're sleepin' in my parking lot?

Melinda Mickens: We hadn't left yet because uh... well um, we got no where to go. We're a little behind in the rent. Plus our landlord got foreclosed on.

Sam Merlotte: Oh, so that's why you came here? To eat me food and steal from me! Tommy tried to break into my safe.

Melinda Mickens: Shoot! Somethime I think that boys cheese done slid right off his cracker! He does desperate things when we fall on hard times.

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Janice Herveaux: [after Sookie opens the door] You're Sookie Stackhouse? Thank you, Jesus. I mean I settled for a two-bit hooker to get my brother's mind off that bitch, Debbie Pelt. But you are cute and sweet. You're just what he needs.

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Sookie Stackhouse: I called you 'cause I need to get into Lou Pines without standin' out.

Janice Herveaux: You need to look the part. Well that is my specialty. How deep do you wanna go?

Sookie Stackhouse: I wanna look like I could kick some serious ass, which I can.

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Pam De Beaufort: [over the phone] We're being raided.

Eric Northman: So? Call the American Vampire League. They'll get their lawyers on it. I'm busy.

Pam De Beaufort: [in Swedish] It's not the police. It's the Magister.

Eric Northman: I'm coming there now.

Pam De Beaufort: Don't be stupid. Leave while you still can. They're looking for the V, Eric. The Queen set you up.

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