True Blood (TV Series)

Bad Blood (2010)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

Quotes 

• Detective Andy Bellefleur : We are going to get through this so long as we act like everything is perfectly normal.

  Jason Stackhouse : I ain't even sure what normal is anymore.

  Detective Andy Bellefleur : Well for you, normal is goin' out and gettin' tail. So I suggest you start there.

  Jason Stackhouse : No, that was the old Jason. I wanna be new Jason.

  Detective Andy Bellefleur : Well, when this thing blows over you can go out and not get laid all you want to. But for now, you gotta be the Jason Stackhouse everybody knows. So conscience off, dick on. And everything's gonna be alright.

  Jason Stackhouse : Fine.

  Detective Andy Bellefleur : Say it with me. Conscience off.

  Jason Stackhouse : Conscience off.

  Detective Andy Bellefleur : Dick what?

  Jason Stackhouse : Dick on.

• Jason Stackhouse : People are always trying to fuck up other people's lives by telling lies about them. You want to really fuck somebody's life up? Tell the truth about them. They ain't never gonna be the same.

  Hoyt Fortenberry : Well somebody musta told the truth about me then. My whole life has gone from happy to hell inside just a couple of days. No girlfriend. I got no roof over my head, unless you count my car.

• Jen : [about Jason being soft]  He's weird.

  Missy : What ever. Okay, what's his problem?

  Jason Stackhouse : It's... It's not you. It's just... Every time I look at you, I keep seeing these big old bullet holes in your heads.

• Jason Stackhouse : Ladies, this here is Hoyt Fortenberry. He just moved out of his mother's house.

  Jen : [to Hoyt]  I like you. You're like a big puppy.