Cleavagefield (TV 2009)

Director:

Jim Wynorski

Writer:

Fargo Gondorff

Stars:

Tallulah Blankhead, Brandin Rackley, Amy Ried

Cast

Credited cast:
Tallulah Blankhead
Brandin Rackley	...	(as Brandee Schaefer)
Amy Ried
Rebecca Love
Frankie Cullen
Lucia Santos
Julie K. Smith
Davina Murphy
Dallas Lowe
Barrett Blade
Dannon Green
Matt Wilde
Chris De Christopher
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Mark Weiler

Storyline

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Plot Keywords:

female nudity | nudity | softcore | lesbianism

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Certificate:

TV-MA

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 April 2009 (USA)

Box Office

Budget:

$100,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Runtime:

77 min

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Connections

References Die Hard (1988)

User Reviews

Neither sexy nor funny

I typically love Wynorski's softcore films, as we appear to have very similar taste in actresses, but this one was a huge miss. A lot of the women involved weren't up to his typical standards of attractiveness, the acting as in some points so terrible (even for the genre) as to be painful to watch, and the attempt to cover up low production values through use of the Cloverfield shaky-cam excuse was transparent.

I hate to sound so negative on it, as there are some aspects I should have been a big fan of. Julie K. Smith looked sexy as usual at least, and Rebecca Love brought an impressive chest as well. The extremely gorgeous girl from the intro never appeared again, unfortunately, which was very upsetting considering I thought she was by far one of the best looking girls in this movie.

I tend to focus on the positive, and try not to badmouth any of the actors or actresses involved, but Lucia Santos was so terrible I can't help but say something. Please, Mr. Wynorski, never again! I thought that after the Da Vinci Coed you would have learned better. Going beyond bad acting, she doesn't even appear to be able to speak English very well, and she just does not have the looks to make up for it. If you include some Eastern European big breasted supermodel type, well, I can forgive her being totally unintelligible. In this case, however, she did not bring enough to pull it off.

The monster was actually the best part of the movie, in a totally campy way. It was so comical as to be actually cute. I'm glad there was no attempt to make the monster realistically scary, as the low overall quality of the rest of this film makes me think it would have been a disaster.