Quotes
-
[Mike has wrecked his father's ultralight aircraft while flying it without permission]
Mike Blondel : So, what did you guys come up with.
Dr. Pamela Blondel : Well, grounding certainly hasn't been an effective tool.
F. Scott Blondel : You're too big to spank.
Dr. Pamela Blondel : The Foreign Legion is a distinct possibility.
-
[last lines]
[Mike holds up an old locket]
Mike Blondel : This-This belonged to Maya's grandma. It's supposed to have magical powers.
Dr. Pamela Blondel : What kind of magic?
Mike Blondel : The kind that would make you two get back together again.
Dr. Pamela Blondel : Oooff.
Mike Blondel : Yeah. Pretty stupid, huh? I sorry I did it. I know I was wrong, but the middle's a bad place to be... Isn't it, Dad.
Dr. Pamela Blondel : Sweetheart, the two of us fell into an old routine. Old habits are hard to break, but your dad and I are going to try because you deserve that much... and more.
Mike Blondel : Maybe the locket did have some magic in it.
-
Maya Graham : You were always talking about how life was so great when your mom and dad were together.
Mike Blondel : Yeah and that's all it is - just talk.
Maya Graham : What if I told you there were things that could make your mom and dad fall in love again?
Mike Blondel : Maya, please. No magic or witch doctor stuff.
Maya Graham : Make fun of my grandmother again and I'll cast a spell on you!
Maya Graham : Cool! Make me six-foot-five with a great outside jump shot.
