- Alec Hardison: Next time y'all call me, it better be for something easy, like faking a moon landing.
- Parker: Why don't we just send her to the police? I mean, I don't use them, but this is what they're for, right?
- Nathan Ford: No, if Cora says to the police that she owes Doyle money, Doyle denies it. Six months later, he comes and burns down the bar. And that's assuming that he doesn't have a couple of local police on the arm.
- Alec Hardison: That's what sucks about the credit crunch. Honest people can't get loans, sharks move in. Twelve points on the interest every month... there's no way to get out from under that.
- Eliot Spencer: I don't care. You don't collect debts at a wake. You just don't do it. Want me to go downstairs, break this guy's knees?
- Eliot Spencer: We can't just steal the note. It's only gonna tick this guy off.
- Parker: Can we con him in two hours?
- Tara Cole: More like an hour and a half. We can't pull something together this fast.
- Nathan Ford: Fifty bucks. All right, I got fifty bucks. Hardison, I need you to tell me what live sports are being broadcast right now. Tara, set the hook. You guys, I need cash.
- Tara Cole: No, it's impossible.
- Parker: You want to run the wire in two hours.
- Alec Hardison: One and a half.
- Eliot Spencer: Wire's three weeks, minimum.
- Nathan Ford: Well, look at it as the wire in a bottle, okay? And just because no one's ever done it before doesn't mean it's impossible.
- Tara Cole: Yeah, it does. What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?
- Nathan Ford: Whoa, have some respect. Borrow the wake, to save the bar.
- Alec Hardison: Whoa! Yeah, baby! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about right there! Yeah!
- Tara Cole: Hey, I didn't realize you were quite that into basketball.
- Alec Hardison: Ba... basketball? Woman, we just pulled off the wire in the time it takes to get a pizza delivered. This is a big win; big. They're gonna talk about this one.
- Eliot Spencer: [Eliot is fighting a goon next to where Parker is trying to crack a safe, much to her annoyance, and she finally lashes out and kicks the man, knocking him unconscious] Hey! I had it!
- Parker: I'm trying to WORK here!
- Tara Cole: What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?
- Nathan Ford: Whoa, have some respect. Borrow the wake, to save the bar.