During season two, episode five, "The Marathon", when Taco (Jonathan Lajoie) becomes a notary, the seal he uses for his video, is an actual seal for the Commonwealth of Illinois. It is stated by Twyla (Frances Callier) later, that he is a notary from Venezuela. See more
I need you to teach me how to be a liar.
You don't need to whisper. We're at a law firm. Lying is encouraged here. Look, I'm not your guy for this. You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete. "No, I've never been married before." "Yeah, I definitely own my own home." "No, this isn't a cold sore." I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an Australian mining consortium.
Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know.