Hammersley hunts down a mysterious gang of armed robbers, who are terrorising pearl luggers off the WA coast. 2Dads receives an embarrassing dressing down for neglecting the simplest of duties and cheekily plants a rumour that his two critics are "an item". Spider and Buffer have a trippy encounter with some hard-partying drug smugglers. Mike is forced to intervene over rumours that Kate and Buffer are romantically involved.