Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Reversals of Fortune (2009)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Rufus, I know I shouldn't have lied, but I was in Europe, and I had just graduated, and I got a little carried away. And what happens in summer, stays in summer, right?
[no, obviously not]
Serena van der Woodsen : Look, the only reason I didn't tell you is because I thought if I did you would think I'd *gone* off the rails again.
Rufus Humphrey : Did you?
Serena van der Woodsen : No.
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Dan Humphrey : You don't have to lie about your trip. I know what happened.
Serena van der Woodsen : I don't know what you're talking about.
Dan Humphrey : Serena, there was no ashram.
Serena van der Woodsen : I went to an ashram... on a tour.
[gives it up]
Serena van der Woodsen : Dan, I appreciate your concern, but the little white lies that I tell my family are none of your business.
Dan Humphrey : Rufus is my family. You didn't just lie to him. You lied to me. All those e-mails about the benefits of Bikram? Ten easy steps to colon-cleanse?
Serena van der Woodsen : Turns out Goop is good for something.
Dan Humphrey : What's really going on here?
Serena van der Woodsen : Nothing. Nothing. It was just a few nights of harmless fun. That's... that's...
Dan Humphrey : All right, all right.
Serena van der Woodsen : ...it.
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Serena van der Woodsen : I don't know if anybody ever told you this, but the honeymoon is supposed to end. It isn't real. The real part is settling down with someone. The three-month milestone.
Blair Waldorf : It is not a milestone. It's a gravestone. Settling down means death. Less sex, more silence. We found a way to avoid that which works for us.