Getting That Girl (2011)

Tommy Snider: Chubs Murphy

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Quotes 

• Bill Beauchanon : [raising a shot of tequila for a toast]  Here's to you - you two dizzy faggots. And Tiffany, to your alcoholism... and you playing Beethoven on my skin flute tonight? Ha, cheers!

  Tiffany , Tommy Bush , Chubs Murphy : [toasting their shot glasses]  Cheers!

  Tiffany : [grabbing Bill by the shirt]  Okay then, Bill... you beautiful piece of shit.

• Bill Beauchanon : [hunched in the English building bathroom stall]  Andy Wasilewski! God - I hate that fat-headed bastard!

  [snorts a line of cocaine off the toilet paper dispenser] 

  Bill Beauchanon : 'Oh, I'm Wasilewski and I don't care about anything because I'm gay!' Shit-man - just when you think he's finally out, he sneaks through the back door and pounds you in the ass!

  [Bill slams his hand hard against the tile wall] 

  Chubs Murphy : Yeah, but he's a good guy... I mean I don't know anybody who could really say they hate him.

  Bill Beauchanon : What the fuck Chubs! Why don't you suck his dick while you're at it? I hate Weaselewski! Mandy Meyers is a slut and a whore! How the hell does he get all these chicks anyway?

  Chubs Murphy : [snorts line of cocaine]  Well... you know... he's funny and he's cool with everyone - even the fags.

  Bill Beauchanon : What!

  [Bill violently grabs Chubs by the throat] 

  Bill Beauchanon : That's fucking bullshit - you fat fucker! You can stand around and pretend nothing is going on but I'm not going to let this happen. Look at me... that pothead's not going to ruin a great senior year for the rest of us. All right?

  Chubs Murphy : All right.

  Bill Beauchanon : Let's get the fuck out of here!