- Boss Hogg: [chuckles] You know, there's only one thing that smells better than bacon fryin', and that's fresh money.
- Daisy Duke: We musta left ole Boss 'n Rosco way behind by now.
- Vance Duke: Maybe so, but let's don't be countin' our chicken. Old Boss has got more tricks up his sleeve than a card shark on a riverboat.
- Coy Duke: [to Vance] That's nice lockpickin', cuz. You're gettin' almost as sneaky as Boss Hogg himself.
- Vance Duke: [upon hearing the Loch Ness monster] Great jumpin' Jehoshaphat! What the heck is that?
- [the monster appears from the Loch and growls]
- Daisy Duke: [gasps] Oh! That's that big ugly thing I saw when we came here!