The Dukes (TV Series)
The Dukes in Hong Kong (1983)
Sorrell Booke: Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg
Quotes
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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Boss, do I have to take my pants off?
Boss Hogg : Oh of course not, Rosco. I'll never ask you to do nothing you don't want to do.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Well, that's a relief.
Boss Hogg : So I won't be askin' you to do me this one itty-bitty little favor and model them prison outfits for Hazzard county.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Oh, I 'preciate it, cuh!
Boss Hogg : Even though it might be the end of your career in law-enforcement.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Ooh.
Boss Hogg : The removal of your kinfolk from the County preroad.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Ooh!
Boss Hogg : And no more sassafraz cookies from my personal cookie jar.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Ooh! No more sassafraz cookies?
Boss Hogg : No sireebob.
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Boss Hogg : Breaker breaker, eh, this is Hungry Hogg callin' Lo Fat Chow.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Say hello from Rosco...
Boss Hogg : What? You don't know him, he don't know you!
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Boss Hogg : [ordering his last meal] Eh, to start out with, I'd like half a dozen of them thousand year old eggs. And if they ain't ready yet, I'll wait.
[chuckles]
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Boss Hogg : This is it, Rosco, a couple 'o minutes from now, me and you will be shark bait.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Ooh! Boss?
Boss Hogg : Yeah?
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : You know what we need?
Boss Hogg : What?
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : A plan to escape!
Boss Hogg : Rosco, if brains was electricity, what you got couldn't run a night light.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : I apprecia...
Boss Hogg : [shouting] How are we gonna escape from this ship?