Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: What's the Blue Wazoo?
Boss Hogg: Oh Roscoe, don't your tiny pea-brain know nothing? Oiseau is a Frenchie word for bird and the Blue Oiseau is a famous Frenchie stamp with a blue bird on it. There ain't but a couple in the whole world, and they'res worth a fortune.
Vance Duke: Now just a dog-gone ding dang minute, we're law-abiding U.S. of A. type citizens.
Daisy Duke: That's right, Inspector, and Boss Hogg's as crooked as a dog's hind legs!
Coy Duke: Well, I'll be a fish in a frying pan. That mud slinging Boss Hogg gone and double crossed us again.