Boss Hogg: Well, well, well and well
Boss Hogg: As I live and make money, if it ain't the Bouchard brothers.
Boss Hogg: It's like I died and went to heaven. Can you believe it, Rosco?
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Well, I'm trying, but see, I'm having trouble with the part about a double dealin', four flushin', flim-flammer like you boss gettin' to heaven.
Bo Duke: It's Boss Hogg!
Daisy Duke: I thought he'd be clear to the other side of Canada by now.
Luke Duke: I'm beginning to smell a fat little rat.
Luke Duke: Suzette!
Daisy Duke: Are you okay, sugar? You know, you shouldn't have run off from your folks like that, honey.
Suzette LeFite: Oui, I am fine. But some little fat man jus stole all the furs that will prove the Bouchards were poaching.