Sorrell Booke: Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg

Quotes 

• Boss Hogg : Well, well, well and well

  [small chuckle] 

  Boss Hogg : As I live and make money, if it ain't the Bouchard brothers.

• Boss Hogg : It's like I died and went to heaven. Can you believe it, Rosco?

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Well, I'm trying, but see, I'm having trouble with the part about a double dealin', four flushin', flim-flammer like you boss gettin' to heaven.

• Boss Hogg : Don't worry, folks. I'll call for a tow truck, soon as I get back to the States and cash my prize-winning check!

  [chuckles wickedly] 

• Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : But you spit on your hand when you shook on the deal. Now Boss, back in Hazzard, that means your word's good as gold.

  Boss Hogg : Eh, true, 'cept in this time I spit on my none-shakin' left hand, which back in Hazzard County don't mean Dipsey Dickens!