Bo Duke: Come on, General. You can make it through this mud.
Daisy Duke: Whoever called this the rainy season wasn't just whistlin' Dixie.
Luke Duke: That's for sure, Daisy. I feel like I'm taking a hot shower with all my clothes on.
Uncle Jesse: It was sure nice of the Air Foce to give me a lift, Cousin Billy.
Cousin Billy: Anything for an old war hero, Cousin Jesse.
Daisy Duke: Either I'm getting Jungle Fever, or that's my Uncle Jesse.
Luke Duke: There's Twenty Million dollars out there in that bog.
Boss Hogg: Twenty million dollars? I knew them Dukes was a hatchin' something. Roscoe...
Boss Hogg: We're gonna be rich!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [squeeks] Are you kidding? Most likely we'll be lunch. You'd make a nice fat little juicy snack for that monster, Boss
[laughs his Rosco laugh]