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Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis ... See full summary »

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Patient Zero / Romeo Montague
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Julie Capuletti / Officer Ilham Otaku / Altar Girl
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Tricky
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Nurse Ingrid / Rose
Devika ...
Killar Queen
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Richard Rammer - The Reporter
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Danny Fisher ...
Doctor Frank N. Swine
Fab Martinez ...
The Fisherman
Alyssa Nicole Pallett ...
Tricky's Bedroom Ol' Lady
Shauna Jaeger ...
Lucy Furburger / Reefer-Vamp / Hooker
Jason G. Butler ...
Otto
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Fritz
Chris Chikwendu ...
Chris the Henchman / Christ
Deanna Prall ...
Blonde Hooker Vamp
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Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis filled with extreme horror & sexual deviancy; featuring: a lustful, demonic, man-eating Astro-Queen, a psychotic South American underworld god, human/android sex-slave party-girls, bloodthirsty zombies, vengeful deities and alien hooker vampire junkies/go-go girls. The cities are also plagued with murderous cybernetic 'goon' robots, that are constantly trying to take Montague's life, as he and his street hustling pal 'Tricky' tries to figure out which one of his jive-ass enemies are trying to kill him (as well as trying to stay one step ahead of 'The Man'). In the middle of this chaos, Romeo/Zero tries to find the thief of his ancient , multi-million dollar voodoo ring. Written by Tony Watt

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The interior and exterior of the WTRM TV news report - with Toxic Avenger & Poultrygeist creator/Troma Pictures co-founder Lloyd Kaufman (as reporter 'Richard Rammer') and Shauna Jaeger (King Kaufman: The Passion of Lloyd) as anchor-woman 'Lucy Furburger' - was shot at the former location of the original office building of New York's infamous Troma Studios. See more »

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Tricky: [Upon learning that their former colleague Green Eyes, beat this ex-girlfriend, Rose, regularly on a daily basis] Man, that's cold... I never beat my bitches... not every day,
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The Downside of the "Anyone Can Make a Movie" Era
16 July 2015 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

We live in an age where absolutely anyone has access to editing and effects software and some kind of a video camera, where anyone can "make their own movie" and even post it online or on YouTube for anyone to see it. That can be a very great thing, when that movie turns out to be a good one. But it can also be a truly awful thing when that movie turns out to be truly awful, which is sadly the case with "Frankenpimp," a movie that I only bothered watching online because I was under the impression it was a sequel to (or at least had something to do with) the popular cult film "Frankenhooker." That's obviously an assumption the filmmaker of this piece of garbage was hoping people would make, to trick us into watching this unfortunate piece of garbage. This "movie" if you can even call it that is just a way too long (it feels like about six hours) and incredibly amateurish jaunt down one "filmmaker's" egotistical lane. There is nothing worth seeing in this movie other than a couple attractive girls. One gets the impression this "filmmaker" just threw something together in an attempt to get girls to show him some skin. The same guy wrote/directed/produced/starred which is always a dead giveaway for it not being any kind of real movie. If anyone involved in making this movie sees this: please retire, this "movie" was a travesty on every level.


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