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Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Patient Zero / Romeo Montague
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Julie Capuletti / Officer Ilham Otaku / Altar Girl
Martin Magee ...
Tricky
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Nurse Ingrid / Rose
Devika ...
Killar Queen
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Richard Rammer - The Reporter
Damian Smith ...
Danny Fisher ...
Doctor Frank N. Swine
Fab Martinez ...
The Fisherman
Alyssa Nicole Pallett ...
Tricky's Bedroom Ol' Lady
Shauna Jaeger ...
Lucy Furburger / Reefer-Vamp / Hooker
Jason G. Butler ...
Otto
Brett M. Butler ...
Fritz
Chris Chikwendu ...
Chris the Henchman / Christ
Deanna Prall ...
Blonde Hooker Vamp
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Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis filled with extreme horror & sexual deviancy; featuring: a lustful, demonic, man-eating Astro-Queen, a psychotic South American underworld god, human/android sex-slave party-girls, bloodthirsty zombies, vengeful deities and alien hooker vampire junkies/go-go girls. The cities are also plagued with murderous cybernetic 'goon' robots, that are constantly trying to take Montague's life, as he and his street hustling pal 'Tricky' tries to figure out which one of his jive-ass enemies are trying to kill him (as well as trying to stay one step ahead of 'The Man'). In the middle of this chaos, Romeo/Zero tries to find the thief of his ancient , multi-million dollar voodoo ring. Written by Tony Watt

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In 2007, they created a monster who wanted to stay dead..and now he's out for revenge...killing one jive motherf*cker at a time! See more »


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John A. Kelly is manager of Brampton, Ontario Canadian monster shock-rock band: The Rock Ons. His brother A.K. Rock is the group's front-man. See more »

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Julie Capuletti: [a ditz,upon seeing the grisly suicide of her lover] Oh my God!... Someone call 4-1-1!
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