Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis ...
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Comedy duo Key & Peele make their big-screen debut in Keanu. Read up on the stolen-cat comedy and this week's other new releases in our In Theaters section, where you can watch trailers, buy tickets, and more.
Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!(2010) is an updated homage to 60's and 70's exploitation pictures & a re-imaging, re-regurgitation and semi-sequel to John Ervin's original 'Vixen ... See full summary »
Acid scarred teenager : Pheromone Labonza (aka Acid Head) is a vengeful, bloodsucking cannibal goth-girl killer that slashes her way though rural Buzzard Nuts County, N.Y.'s roadside and ... See full summary »
Cartoonist: Romeo Montague, a skilled (dying, bloated and drunken) former vampire-killer and his star-crossed bad-girl-with-a-gun partner: Julie Capuletti, returns in this campy, erotic sequel to the infamous cult-classic:'Frankenpimp'.
The 'Bird of Steel' movie, is based on the satirical 'immature audience' underground comix series supplement, as seen in filmmaker/cartoonist: Tex Watt's infamous "Space Chick & Nympho: ... See full summary »
This is the far-out Tex Watt produced: campy, gothic, Toronto, Canada-based (comic-book/graphic novel/movie /pop-culture ephemera) review showcase series; featuring:horror-host Kount Kracula, with a cast of groovy ghoulies!.
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's ... See full summary »
Regency is a fatherless fifteen year old. After her mother contracts the AIDS virus, Regency must learn to survive on her own. With her mother on her death bed, Regency is forced to ... See full summary »
Badih Bou Chakra,
Anything goes in the Garden of Hedon. Even murder. "Fresh and Exciting" says Ain't It Cool News. "A Twisty Thrillers" says Night of the Living Podcast. "a genre-bending journey into debauchery and murder" says Horrortalk.
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Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis filled with extreme horror & sexual deviancy; featuring: a lustful, demonic, man-eating Astro-Queen, a psychotic South American underworld god, human/android sex-slave party-girls, bloodthirsty zombies, vengeful deities and alien hooker vampire junkies/go-go girls. The cities are also plagued with murderous cybernetic 'goon' robots, that are constantly trying to take Montague's life, as he and his street hustling pal 'Tricky' tries to figure out which one of his jive-ass enemies are trying to kill him (as well as trying to stay one step ahead of 'The Man'). In the middle of this chaos, Romeo/Zero tries to find the thief of his ancient , multi-million dollar voodoo ring. Written by
the first of filmmaker Watt's "Romeo & Juliet Trilogy". The story concept/arc was inspired by Sergio Leone's 'spaghetti western' trilogy. See more »
[Voice Over about a couple bio-meganical cyborgs named "The Knife" & "Monty X"]
Meet The Knife... a Model 12... a powerful, psychotic 'toaster', who's only weakness is his berserker attitude... The class 12's are not far removed from their faulty prototypes, like Monty here... this class 11 was discontinued after his first day of duty; where as a police-borg, he and a group of Model 12's shot up a schoolbus filled with special students.
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We live in an age where absolutely anyone has access to editing and effects software and some kind of a video camera, where anyone can "make their own movie" and even post it online or on YouTube for anyone to see it. That can be a very great thing, when that movie turns out to be a good one. But it can also be a truly awful thing when that movie turns out to be truly awful, which is sadly the case with "Frankenpimp," a movie that I only bothered watching online because I was under the impression it was a sequel to (or at least had something to do with) the popular cult film "Frankenhooker." That's obviously an assumption the filmmaker of this piece of garbage was hoping people would make, to trick us into watching this unfortunate piece of garbage. This "movie" if you can even call it that is just a way too long (it feels like about six hours) and incredibly amateurish jaunt down one "filmmaker's" egotistical lane. There is nothing worth seeing in this movie other than a couple attractive girls. One gets the impression this "filmmaker" just threw something together in an attempt to get girls to show him some skin. The same guy wrote/directed/produced/starred which is always a dead giveaway for it not being any kind of real movie. If anyone involved in making this movie sees this: please retire, this "movie" was a travesty on every level.
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