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Zombie Women of Satan (2009)

A travelling group of freaks, headed up by Pervo the Clown, go to a rural farm to take part in a webcast interview to help them gain more followers and make the public aware of their ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Victoria Hopkins ...
Skye Brannigan
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Pervo the Clown
Christian Steel ...
Tycho Zander
Seymour Leon Mace ...
Johnny Dee Hellfire (as Seymour Mace)
Kate Soulsby ...
Harmony Starr
Peter Bonner ...
Zeus
Joe Nicholson ...
Damage
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Dr. Henry Englebert Zander III
Kathy Paul ...
Florence 'Mother' Zander
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Red Zander
Gillian Settle ...
Blue Zander
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Rachel Brannigan
Bettie Rogers ...
Cult Girl A / Title Sequence Zombie 1
Rachel Brook ...
Cult Girl B
Anna Richardson ...
Cult Girl C
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A travelling group of freaks, headed up by Pervo the Clown, go to a rural farm to take part in a webcast interview to help them gain more followers and make the public aware of their awesome freakishness. Unbeknownest to our little group, however, this same rural farm is also home to a combined cult for women / zombie research laboratory. When the zombie virus is mistakenly added to a bowl of punch women, with breasts flying, are sent on a murderous, cannibalistic rampage that only this little band of circus freaks can stop. Written by Conor Coyle

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Rated R for bloody horror violence, strong sexuality, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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31 August 2009 (UK)  »

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Oppai Zombie  »

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£40,000 (estimated)
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The actor who played Pervo the Clown is also a musician and burlesque entertainer in England and is known for his phenomenal impression of Charlie Chaplin. See more »

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Followed by Female Zombie Riot (2016) See more »

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Rock Me (Like a Zombie)
Performed by Pulp Knuckle featuring Rosie Strobel
Written by Dan Bewick (as D. Bewick)/R. Garvey/S. O'Brien
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The worst film I have watched in two years, maybe longer.
27 December 2010 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

The quick version goes like this: There are films that are terrible but worth a look for certain reasons, even if only one reason.

These may include;

* Outlandish plot devices

* Nudity

* Over the top action and cheesy effects

* Stupid humour and so-bad-it's-good moments

* Low budget creativity and having a crack.

Zombie Women of Satan uses none of these devices in a way that deserves any credit whatsoever. In fact it uses the Troma hook as its only lure – having a title that practically demands attention even if you know it will be bad.

Only as I just mentioned Zombie Women of Satan is not good-horrible, just horrible horrible.

I am not going to waste my time and yours discussing the various flaws and faults of this film, suffice to say it sucks balls from first minute to last. There wasn't one moment that was even "no-one will believe this" or "Gee that was crazy". Even the nudity was lamentable with fat chicks in granny pants covered in fake blood.

I thought Doghouse was a lazy manipulative barrel scraper of a film.

I refuse to watch The Human Centipede because it is simply a transparent attempt at attention because of the gross out factor, the director even tells everyone the entire plot he is so desperate to be acknowledged for his so-called edginess.

I hated this film for how lazy it was. I watched it a few days ago and can't remember anything without looking at notes. In another week all I will remember is how much I hated this film, that might be the only thing I take away from the experience.

If I reach one person and stop them from watching this steaming turd I have added value to society, if only briefly. This is the worst movie I have watched in 2 years, probably longer.

Final Rating – 0.5 / 10. Even the most cold and calculated attempt at finding notoriety through exploitation and violence should only be attempted by someone who can use a basic calculator. This is so inept that I wouldn't have been surprised if there was a single eye on screen for the duration of the film. The 0.5 score is because the cameraman pointed the camera in the right direction, the loss of the other 9.5 points is because by doing so I had to watch what happened.


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